Darkwing:I am the terror that flaps in the night! Splatter Phoenix: And heeeeere we go... Darkwing: I am the acid-free bag and board, protecting the #1 collector's item issue of justice! I am Darkwing Duck!
Gosalyn: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the lingering smell in the convention hall that you dare not identify! I am Darkwing Duck! Splatter Phoenix: He's franchised. How gauche.
Citizen in advertisement: Splatter Phoenix is creating monsters with her powerful paint brushes! Who can possibly stop her? Darkwing: I can! For I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the poorly placed ad that takes you out of your favorite comic book story! I am... delivering delicious Mostess™ Veggie Pies!